From memepool comes the story of an overzealous (and that’s being kind) service technician who took the customer’s car out for a test drive:
“… DROVE A ’03 COBRA VERT TODAY THAT WAS IN THE SHOP, ME AND ANOTHER TECH TOOK IT OUT AND DROVE IT, DROVE HER HARD, 6 SPEED TRANNY, WE HIT 140 MPH REAL QUICK, TALK ABOUT POWER … OH YEAH, SHE EVEN TOLD THE SERVICE WRITER TO MAKE SURE THAT NO “PUNK” DRIVES HER CAR, WELL SINCE I AM THE MUSTANG SPECIALIST HERE AT THE DEALER, I GUESS I AM “THE PUNK …”
Hmmm, anyone see a potential for trouble here? Perhaps if the owner of the car were to read about this escapade?
“What should I do. This is my car. … Yes, I told the service manager I didn’t want a “punk” driving/ragging on my car because I know that crap like this happens all the time. It’s happened to me before. The DA even posted my plate number. What a friggin moron.”