Gulf War Drinking Game

The Gulf War Drinking Game has been updated.

Couple of good ones:

# an american reminds the french of world war one and two
x2 if a frenchman reminds the americans of the revolutionary war

A news correspondent asks if they can still be heard
x2 if they say “Can you hear me now?”
x3 if it is followed by a verizon wireless comercial

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